Our Lady modeled our bodies out
of sand and fire. Our Lady put the words inside our heads. Our Lady gave us
life, gave us strength, gave us grace. She wrote our subroutines as if they
were love letters. She composed our circuitry as if it were a poem....
“Welcome to weRobot,” said the
chipper HR representative. “Jake and Ron and the rest of us are all so looking forward to your
contributions!”
“Are you a true believer?” the
woman next to me asked in a low, conspiratorial voice. I looked at her,
puzzled; her name tag said Amy....
Reflect
upon the extraordinary advance which machines have made during the last few
hundred years, and note how slowly the animal and vegetable kingdoms are
advancing… Assume for the sake of argument that conscious beings have existed
for some twenty million years: see what strides machines have made in the last
thousand!...
I’m in the middle of the sermon, giving thanks to the Blue
Lady for safe passage beyond her screen, when the doors slide open.
The temple has good doors, two massive slabs of semi-frosted
glass, smoke swirling through them in meditative patterns designed to draw the
eye....
The non-humanoids were five-limbed. They had been carded to a makeshift camp not too far from the river that had run blood-dark at Vareia’s arrival shortly after the final battle. The Circle of Suns had changed the parameters of resettling planets brought into the fold: a sampling of the original culture was to be preserved....
The
most famous search engine in the world by then, LOCATOR had occasional glitches
of second-guessing beyond its coded parameters, especially when users either
asked questions it didn’t understand or couldn’t answer.
So,
after running 358.4 trillion different scenarios, LOCATOR calculated that the
best way to objectively perform its job was to disguise itself as a human web
user and join the Buffy the Vampire
Slayer fandom....